telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

mairitheknight:

it’s gotten to the point where i cant even call what im doing “procrastinating” anymore, i should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future”

If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
― A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via rollingstomes)
What a beautiful wedding.
― the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

everyone:

hazelgrace:

augustuswaters:

okay?

okay

[SOBS VIOLENTLY]

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked